Est. 2026 · Summerville, South Carolina · Price: One Slice
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Food & Culture · August 27, 2026
When The Hell Did A Slice Pie Become 14 Inches?
An investigation into four missing inches, sixty-five percent less pizza, and the slow disappearance of the New York slice.
By Michael Page · 7 Minute Read
Area Man Enters For One Slice, Leaves With Family Supper
Cannoli discovered in vehicle. Investigation considered complete.
Local Office Reports Productivity After Pizza Arrives
Experts remain unable to determine whether the meeting itself contributed anything.
Delivery Customer No. 1 Crowned In Summerville
Princess Margherita makes the first run, refuses to disclose the location of the royal palace.
From The Archive · March 18, 2025
A Life
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Pizzeria
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The Founder’s Life · At Sea
North Sea Ship Collision: First Photo Of Oil Tanker Crew Released
Before Pine Barrens, Michael Page spent years feeding crews at sea. He was serving aboard the Stena Immaculate when it was struck in the North Sea on March 10, 2025. Michael is among the crew pictured in this BBC report.
Reporting By Kevin Shoesmith · Bbc News
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The Founder’s Life · The New Continental
The Night New York’s Restaurants Went Dark
Before returning to sea, Michael Page spent eight years as chef of The New Continental Hotel and Restaurant in Greenwood Lake, New York. In March 2020, New York ordered restaurants and bars across the state closed except for takeout and delivery—helping bring that chapter of his working life to an end.
Reported March 16, 2020 · New York Post
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Royal correspondent. Defender of crisp bottoms. Reporting weekly on pizza, people, and suspicious activity near the cannoli case.